Welcome to the Six-Pac Geocachers Anonymous support group.
If you find that you can't say no to caching, then you've come to
the right place. If you have experienced marital trauma due to
Geocaching, then you are among friends. If you loose sleep
because you checked your email before going to bed and discovered
that a new cache has just been released along your morning route
to work, we feel your pain! If you can't hold a conversation
without mentioning some sort of caching experience or term, we
can help you.
We are Geocachers Anonymous and we are here to help you through
what might turn out to be the most challenging battle to
overcoming an addiction that you may ever face. We can't promise
that you will ever become free of the desire to cache. In fact,
we encourage you to continue caching with your family and
friends. This might surprise you, but friend, it's not
Geocaching that is destroying your life. It's your unmitigated
relentless determination to cache at any and all expense that we
are here to help you overcome.
We believe that all good activities done in moderation contribute
to a healthy and enjoyable life experience and Geocaching is no
exception. The man to the left is an example of someone who is
WAY to involved in Geocaching. He has become so overwhelmed with
the desire to find that next cache that he has deluded his self
into thinking that he is powerful enough to lift rocks twice his
size and ten times his own weight. To the right, we see our poor
friend again as he franticly tries to gain higher ground so that
he might increase his vantage point and discover that which he
seeks as though he were gazing into the crystal ball of some
toothless caching wizard from the North West Kingdom. This
pursuit of the hidden prize has driven all manner of common sense
from his person and has caused him to see his world through the
dim shade of camouflage colored glasses.
It would seem that this situation is beyond all hope, but dear
caching comrade, hope is not lost. There is still a chance to
save yourself or your loved ones through our cacher intervention
program. If you are still reading this page, then you are still
able to help or be helped. There is one thing you must do that
will change your perspective and give you the power you need to
overcome this most agonizingly controlling obsession.
GET A GRIP!
OK, now that we've delt with all that rubish...
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